From an Email

WHAT SIDE DO YOU SIT ON?




If you've wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants guns outlawed.



If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants meat products banned.



If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a conservative is down-and-out, he tries to better his situation.

A liberal wants to know who is going to fix it for him.



If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals want those they don't like to be silenced.



If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

If a liberal is a non-believer he wants any mention of religion silenced.



If a conservative needs health care he shops for it, or looks for a job that will provide it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us provide for it.



A conservative will read this and will forward it, so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will read this and delete it, because he's offended.



Well, I forwarded it to you people, so you know where I sit!